John “still has trust issues” Watson and Mary “I lied about everything” Morstan
yeah i can see how that could work
sherlock: what the hell i cant believe you shot me
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
i just want a pretty girlfriend who’s cute and clever and ships johnlock and likes the things i like and actually lives near me who i can hug and kiss her whenever i want please
WHERE’S THAT VIDEO OF THE GUY WAKING UP FROM GETTING WISDOM TEETH REMOVED? AND HE DOESN’T RECOGNISE HIS WIFE AND IS LIKE ‘ARE YOU SERIOUS?? I’M MARRIED TO YOU? HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY??’ JOHNLOCK AU OF THAT WHERE JOHN’S THE ONE WAKING UP
oh shit!??!?!!? really?!?!?!
remember that guy who got locked in a waterstones when it closed? johnlock au of that
unfollowed for my criticism of the british rail system? someone’s not ready to face the facts
johnlock au where their train is cancelled because of engineering works and they sit next to each other on the replacement bus service